Daniel Levy – Hey Juande
Juande Ramos - Si Señor?
Daniel Levy - Oh sorry, Hey Gus get over here!
Gus Poyet - Boss?
Daniel Levy - Translate for me and Juande
Gus Poyet - Sure, thats what I'm for boss
Daniel Levy – I've got some great news boss
Juande - What is it boss?
Daniel Levy - AC Milan failed to qualify for the Champions League so they'll be with us in the UEFA Cup! boss
Juande - and?.. boss
Daniel Levy - Stop saying boss, Gus!
Gus Poyet - Sorry
Daniel Levy - Anyway, I've a little scheme. I've worked out a way to finally convince some decent players to come to Spurs!
Daniel Levy - Pass me the phone.
Gus Poyet - Here you go boss
Ring Ring...Ring Ring...Ri...
Roberto De Assis (Ronaldinho's brother/agent) - Yes, who is this?
Daniel Levy - Hi this is Daniel Levy
Roberto De Assis - Who?
Daniel Levy – I’m Daniel Levy the Spurs chairman
Roberto De Assis - Spurs?
Daniel Levy - The mighty Tottenham Hotspur, we're the biggest club in London and we're looking to sign your brother.
Roberto De Assis – Really? What trophies have you won recently?
Daniel Levy – We’ve recently won one of the most ‘prestigious’ trophies in the world.
Roberto De Assis - Premier League? Champions League?
Daniel Levy - ummmm no...
Roberto De Assis - FA Cup? UEFA Cup?
Daniel Levy - ummmmmmm no
Daniel Levy - (whispered quietly) crlng cp
Roberto De Assis - Huh?
Daniel Levy - (whispered quietly) crlng cp, anyway Robeerto its massive trust me. We even beat Arsenal 5-1 in the Semi’s.
Roberto De Assis – Ahhh Arsenal now there’s a good team
Daniel Levy – Well we’re like Arsenal, only better.
Roberto De Assis – Hmmm, I assume Tottenham will be in the Champions League next season?
Daniel Levy – We’ll be in the same competition as AC Milan
Roberto De Assis – Interesting way of putting it but very good, Ronaldinho must play in the Champions League
Gus Poyet – Hey boss, he’s buying it, he’s buying it!
Roberto De Assis – What was that?
Daniel Levy – Shhhhh Gus! Nothing just some jealous Chelsea fan, I mean WE ARE the best club in London
Roberto De Assis – So which famous players play for Tottenham?
Daniel Levy – It’s hard to just name a few. Players like Jimmy Greaves, Glenn Hoddle, Pa…
Gus Poyet – But boss?
Daniel Levy – Shhhhh Gus! As I was saying Paul Gascoigne, Gary Lineker, Edgar Davids all play for Tottenham
Gus Poyet – Hey boss, there’s Jermaine Jenas “he’s got a great engine!”
Daniel Levy – Shhhh Gus. Sorry Roberto, a jealous Arsenal fan that time
Roberto De Assis – Anyway very nice players I’ve heard of them! This move will really interest Ron, I’ll get back with an answer very soon.
Daniel Levy – Great! I’ll send you a DVD of a typical Spurs match
Bye for now…
Daniel Levy – Well Juande you can look forward to having some quality at White Heart Lane!
Juande – Very good
Ring Ring… Ring Ring Ri
Diego Kotscho (Kaka’s agent) – Hallo?..
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