I’ve Got A Good Idea (by Daniel Levy)

Daniel Levy – Hey Juande

Juande Ramos - Si Señor?

Daniel Levy - Oh sorry, Hey Gus get over here!

Gus Poyet - Boss?

Daniel Levy - Translate for me and Juande

Gus Poyet - Sure, thats what I'm for boss

Daniel Levy – I've got some great news boss

Juande - What is it boss?

Daniel Levy - AC Milan failed to qualify for the Champions League so they'll be with us in the UEFA Cup! boss

Juande - and?.. boss

Daniel Levy - Stop saying boss, Gus!

Gus Poyet - Sorry

Daniel Levy - Anyway, I've a little scheme. I've worked out a way to finally convince some decent players to come to Spurs!

Daniel Levy - Pass me the phone.

Gus Poyet - Here you go boss

Ring Ring...Ring Ring...Ri...

Roberto De Assis (Ronaldinho's brother/agent) - Yes, who is this?

Daniel Levy - Hi this is Daniel Levy

Roberto De Assis - Who?

Daniel Levy – I’m Daniel Levy the Spurs chairman

Roberto De Assis - Spurs?

Daniel Levy - The mighty Tottenham Hotspur, we're the biggest club in London and we're looking to sign your brother.

Roberto De Assis – Really? What trophies have you won recently?

Daniel Levy – We’ve recently won one of the most ‘prestigious’ trophies in the world.

Roberto De Assis - Premier League? Champions League?

Daniel Levy - ummmm no...

Roberto De Assis - FA Cup? UEFA Cup?

Daniel Levy - ummmmmmm no

Daniel Levy - (whispered quietly) crlng cp

Roberto De Assis - Huh?

Daniel Levy - (whispered quietly) crlng cp, anyway Robeerto its massive trust me. We even beat Arsenal 5-1 in the Semi’s.

Roberto De Assis – Ahhh Arsenal now there’s a good team

Daniel Levy – Well we’re like Arsenal, only better.

Roberto De Assis – Hmmm, I assume Tottenham will be in the Champions League next season?

Daniel Levy – We’ll be in the same competition as AC Milan

Roberto De Assis – Interesting way of putting it but very good, Ronaldinho must play in the Champions League

Gus Poyet – Hey boss, he’s buying it, he’s buying it!

Roberto De Assis – What was that?

Daniel Levy – Shhhhh Gus! Nothing just some jealous Chelsea fan, I mean WE ARE the best club in London

Roberto De Assis – So which famous players play for Tottenham?

Daniel Levy – It’s hard to just name a few. Players like Jimmy Greaves, Glenn Hoddle, Pa…

Gus Poyet – But boss?

Daniel Levy – Shhhhh Gus! As I was saying Paul Gascoigne, Gary Lineker, Edgar Davids all play for Tottenham

Gus Poyet – Hey boss, there’s Jermaine Jenas “he’s got a great engine!”

Daniel Levy – Shhhh Gus. Sorry Roberto, a jealous Arsenal fan that time

Roberto De Assis – Anyway very nice players I’ve heard of them! This move will really interest Ron, I’ll get back with an answer very soon.

Daniel Levy – Great! I’ll send you a DVD of a typical Spurs match

Bye for now…

Daniel Levy – Well Juande you can look forward to having some quality at White Heart Lane!

Juande – Very good

Ring Ring… Ring Ring Ri

Diego Kotscho (Kaka’s agent) – Hallo?..